I want a shirt, not a circus tent.

Why do clothes for gals with curves need to be so outrageous?  I drove all around today checking out the duds at Target, Lane Bryant (ugh), Torrid, and JC Penny and ended up with a Timex watch.  Come On!  All I want is a shirt, not a circus tent!  I found a pair of jeans that looks like a bedazzler decided to do the hokey poky down the front of one pant leg.  I’m just little tiffed…